greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

(Source: longful, via handcuffs-and-nipplepiercings)

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

(via diam0nddear)

legalmexican:

I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

(via euph0ricr3ality)

ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)

jlmmyneutron:

i have a love/hate relationship with boys. i love them. they hate me

(via thelovelygatsby)

Im always everyones second choice.

"I just think that people are so weird about nudity and the human body. Sex is not bad, naked bodies are not bad and naked bodies don’t always have to be connected to sex."

Emily Browning (via lacuda)

(Source: so-elektrik, via diam0nddear)

primalooze:

a piece of advice from somebody who’s been through this a few times already: if somebody gives you a bad vibe trust your gut

(via castielita)